Can any kind souls out there teach me how to thin down? Quick, efficient and not expensive.

I seriously don't mind being an anorexic, provided that I won't need to get into hospitals, and I won't be struggling at the edge of being alive and dead. To my happiness, I'm not very much a foodaholic.

I've ceased buying clothes cause I kept telling myself that I'd buy when I'm thinner, so it has been ages since I'd bought clothes. NEW RECORD. Duh sucks. It's been a pheonomenon, like I'd be thinking that the piece of clothe's gonna look terrible on me, then, I'll place it back onto the rack, and say, "I'll be back to get you when I'm 40kg."

DO YOU BLOODILY KNOW THIS KIND OF YOU-CAN'T-STAND-YOURSELF-UNTIL-YOU'LL-FEEL-LIKE-USING-A-KNIFE-TO-SLICE-OF-YOUR-FATS FEELING??? Come on you don't, and I hate you!!! (Just let me vent out anger first can.)

I don't like to run, because it'll make my already-huge-calves even larger. Zomg I can't even accomplish the most commoner sport!

Save me! Save me!

Whatever.

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I can't get along with big talkers and copycats. Also, why should everyone do everything just to please you?!!! Zomg! You're not a Princess, remember!