I have a very lame brother.






One day, I received a phone call from my bro's house. So I thought was my sisinlaw, then I picked up and said, "Moshimoshi!"
Suddenly, the person on the other line said, "Mo li eh kah tsng la"
("Mo your ass la" in hokkien, pardon for the misspelling.)
Yes, that person is my brother.


So one day, I was telling him to teach kino the "piang" and then die on the floor stunt.
So, he "piang" at kino, and guess what my bro did after that?
He pressed kino down onto the ground.
-.-